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is for Viewing

I see a lot of movies. A whole lot. In fact, it’s become such a hobby that I’ve obsessively logged and rated every film I’ve seen in theaters since 2007. It’s weird, I know. But it’s a thing I do. Every movie is scored on a five star scale as soon as the credits roll. (Gut reactions mean a lot.) So, here’s everything I’ve seen—dating all the way back to when I started keeping track.

Movies Seen in 2007

Breach – 2 stars

Zodiac – 3 stars

300 – 4 stars

Shooter – 3 stars

Grindhouse – 5 stars

Disturbia – 3 stars

Fracture – 4 stars

Hot Fuzz – 5 stars

Bug – 4 stars

Knocked Up – 4 stars

Hostel 2 – 1 star

Oceans Thirteen – 4 stars

1408 – 4 stars

Live Free or Die Hard – 4 stars

Ratatoille – 5 stars

Transformers – 2 stars

Harry Potter and order of Phoenix – 4 stars

Simpsons Movie – 2 stars

The last mistress – 3 stars

Superbad – 3 stars

Halloween – 3 stars

3:10 to Yuma – 5 stars

Eastern Promises – 5 stars

Michael Clayton – 5 stars

30 Days of Night – 4 stars

In search of a midnight kiss – 4 stars

Gone Baby Gone – 3 stars

No Country For Old Men – 4 stars

Beowulf – 3 stars

Atonement – 4 stars

Aliens vs Predator Requiem – 2 stars

There Will Be Blood – 5 stars

 

Movies Seen in 2008

Cloverfield – 5 stars

Rambo – 2 stars

Definitely, Maybe – 4 stars

Step Up 2 the Streets – 4 stars

Vantage Point – 3 stars

Smart People – 2 stars

Forgetting Sarah Marshall – 4 stars

Iron Man – 4 stars

Indiana Jones and Crystal Skull – 2 stars

The Strangers – 3 stars

Wall-E – 4 stars

Wanted – 3 stars

Hancock – 3 stars

The Dark Knight – 5 stars

Tropic Thunder – 5 stars

Blindness – 4 stars

Religulous – 2 stars

Rock n rolla – 3 stars

Body of Lies – 4 stars

Quarantine – 5 stars

W. – 3 stars

Zach and Miri make a porno – 3 stars

Role Models – 3 stars

Slumdog Millionaire – 5 stars

Quantum of Solace – 2 stars

Twilight – 3 stars

Four Christmases – 3 stars

Milk – 5 stars

Cadillac Records – 3 stars

Frost/Nixon – 4 stars

The Reader – 5 stars

Doubt – 5 stars

Gran Torino – 2 stars

The Wrestler – 5 stars

Curious Case of Benjamin Button – 4 stars

Defiance – 3 stars

 

Movies Seen in 2009

Taken – 2 stars

Coraline – 4 stars

Friday the 13th – 2 stars

The International – 3 stars

Anvil – 4 stars

Watchmen – 3 stars

I love you, man – 4 stars

Adventureland – 5 stars

Observe and Report – 2 stars

State of Play – 3 stars

Star Trek – 4 stars

Terminator Salvation – 3 stars

Drag Me To Hell – 5 stars

Up – 5 stars

The Hangover – 5 stars

Away We Go – 4 stars

Moon – 4 stars

Public Enemies – 3 stars

Bruno – 3 stars

Harry Potter Half Blood Prince – 4 stars

500 days of summer – 4 stars

Funny People – 2 stars

G.I. Joe – 2 stars

District 9 – 5 stars

Inglorious Basterds – 5 stars

Halloween 2 – 3 stars

Extract – 2 stars

Paranormal Activity – 4 stars

9 – 3 stars

The Informant! – 3 stars

The invention of Lying – 3 stars

Bronson – 1 star

An Education – 3 stars

The Road – 3 stats

Up in the Air – 5 stars

The Lovely Bones – 3 stars

A single man – 4 stars

Crazy Heart – 5 stars

Avatar – 5 stars

Sherlock Holmes – 3 stars

 

Movies Seen in 2010

Daybreakers – 2 stars

The Book of Eli – 4 stars

The Wolfman – 2 stars

Shutter Island 4 stars

Booklyn’s Finest – 2 stars

Green Zone – 3 stars

She’s Out of my League – 2 star

Hot Tub Time Machine – 3 stars

How to Train Your Dragon – 4 stars

Girl with Dragon Tattoo – 5 stars

Exit Through The Gift Shop – 5 stars

Iron Man 2 – 2 stars

Macgruber – 1 star

Get Him to the Greek – 3 stars

Splice – 3 stars

Winter’s Bone – 5 stars

Toy Story 3 – 5 stars

Despicable Me – 3 stars

Inception – 4 stars

Salt – 2 stars

The Other Guys – 1 star

Dinner for Shmucks – 3 stars

Scott Pilgrim vs World – 3 stars

Pirhana 3D – 3 stars

The Last Exorcism – 3 stars

The American – 4 stars

Devil – 3 stars

The Town – 5 stars

Wall Street 2 – 4 stars

Buried – 3 stars

The Social Network – 5 stars

Inside Job – 4 stars

Jackass 3D – 4 stars

Paranormal Activity 2 – 4 stars

Due Date – 1 star

Unstoppable – 4 stars

Blue Valentine – 4 stars

Harry Potter 6 – 4 stars

The Next Three Days – 3 stars

Love and Other Drugs – 2 stars

Four Lions – 3 stars

Black Swan – 5 stars

The King’s Speech – 5 stars

True Grit – 4 stars

The kids are all right – 3 stars

Greenberg – 3 stars

The Fighter – 3 stars

The Ghost Writer – 4 stars

127 hours – 4 stars

 

Movies Seen in 2011

Harry Potter deathly Hallows – 3 stars

Tron Legacy – 3 stars

The Rite – 2 stars

No Strings Attached – 2 stars

Company Men – 4 stars

Hall Pass – 1 star

Cedar Rapids – 4 stars

The Adjustment Bureau – 4 stars

Limitless – 3 stars

The Lincoln Lawyer – 3 stars

Paul – 3 stars

Sucker Punch – 3 stars

Source Code – 4 stars

Bridesmaids – 4 stars

Midnight in Paris – 4 stars

The Hangover Part 2 – 2 stars

X-Men: First Class – 3 stars

Super 8 – 4 stars

Horrible Bosses – 4 stars

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 – 4 stars

Another Earth – 5 stars

Attack the Block – 5 stars

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – 4 stars

Contagion – 3 stars

Drive – 5 stars

Moneyball – 5 stars

The Ides of March – 3 stars

The Thing – 4 stars

Paranormal Activity 3 – 4 stars

Margin Call – 3 stars

In Time – 3 stars

The Descendents – 3 stars

50/50 – 4 stars

Hugo – 5 stars

The Muppets – 4 stars

The Artist – 4 stars

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – 3 stars

Young Adult – 4 stars

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol – 4 stars

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – 4 stars

The Adventures of Tintin – 4 stars

War Horse – 5 stars

 

Movies Seen in 2012

The Grey – 5 stars

Chronicle – 4 stars

The Woman in Black – 2 stars

Project X – 2 stars

Wanderlust – 3 stars

21 Jump Street – 4 stars

Casa de mi Padre – 2 stars

The Hunger Games – 3 stars

Wrath of the Titans – 3 stars

Titanic 3D – 5 stars

The Cabin in the Woods – 5 stars

The Five- Year Engagement – 2 stars

Sound Of My Voice – 4 stars

The Avengers – 5 stars

Dark Shadows – 2 stars

Moonrise Kingdom – 5 stars

Snow White and the Huntsman – 3 stars

Prometheus – 4 stars

Brave – 3 stars

Savages – 4 stars

The Dark Knight Rises – 4 stars

Ted – 3 stars

The Amazing Spider Man – 2 stars

Bourne Legacy – 4 stars

The Campaign – 3 stars

Bachelorette 4 stars

Beasts of southern wild – 4 stars

Take this waltz – 2 stars

Arbitrage – 4 stars

The Master – 2 stars

Dredd – 5 stars

End of Watch – 4 stars

Taken 2 – 3 stars

Bond: skyfall – 4 stars

Lincoln – 4 stars

Flight – 3 stars

Argo – 4 stars

The Hobbit – 3 stars

Life of Pi – 3 stars

Jack Reacher – 2 stars

Django Unchained – 4 stars

 

Movies seen in 2013

Rust and Bone – 3 stars

Zero Dark Thirty – 3 stars

Promised Land – 2 stars

Broken City – 2 stars

Mama – 3 stars

John Dies at the End – 1 star

Identity Thief – 3 stars

Side Effects – 4 stars

A Good Day to Die Hard – 1 star

Olympus Has Fallen – 2 stars

Evil Dead – 3 stars

Oblivion – 4 stars

Iron Man 3 – 3 stars

Star Trek Into Darkness – 4 stars

Before Midnight – 5 stars

Now You See Me – 3 stars

The Kings of Summer – 3 stars

The Internship – 4 stars

This is the End – 3 stars

Man of Steel  – 3 stars

World War Z – 4 stars

The Heat – 3 stars

Fruitvale Station – 4 stars

Pacific Rim – 2 stars

The Conjuring – 5 stars

The World’s End – 4 stars

Blue Jasmine – 3 stars

The Spectacular Now – 4 stars

Elysium – 4 stars

Short Term 12 – 5 stars

Don Jon – 4 stars

Gravity – 5 stars

Captain Phillips – 3 stars

Bad Grandpa – 1 star

Thor: The Dark World – 4 stars

Dallas Buyers Club – 4 stars

Nebraska – 3 stars

Hunger Games: Catching Fire – 4 stars

American Hustle – 2 stars

Anchorman 2 – 2 stars

Secret Life of Walter Mitty – 2 stars

Wolf of Wall Street – 4 stars

 

Movies seen in 2014

Her – 5 stars

Hobbit: desolation of smaug – 4 stars

The Lego Movie – 5 stars

The Monuments Men – 2 stars

Robocop – 4 stars

300 Rise of an Empire – 3 stars

Bad Words – 3 stars

Captain America: The Winter Soldier – 5 stars

Oculus – 3 stars

Joe – 3 stars
Blue Ruin – 5 stars
Godzilla – 4 stars
Locke – 4 stars
Neighbors – 3 stars
X-Men: Days of Future Past – 3 stars
Edge of Tomorrow – 4 stars
22 Jump Street – 3 stars
How to Train Your Dragon 2 – 4 stars
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes – 4 stars
Snowpiercer – 4 stars
Obvious Child- 5 stars
Lucy – 4 stars
Guardians of the Galaxy – 4 stars
Boyhood – 5 stars
Sin City 2 – 1 star
The Drop – 4 stars
This is Where I Leave You – 2 stars
The One I Love – 3 stars
Gone Girl – 5 stars
Big Hero 6 – 5 stars
Interstellar – 4 stars
John Wick – 5 stars